Spellcasting 201: The Sorcerer's Appliance
First posted on 04 May 2000. Last updated on 15 May 2010.
There is a fairly quick way through the game. Feel free to do more exploring. You should attend 4 of the 5 classes (they provide some essential information for completing the game). The SPELLS section does not include the spells found only in the simulator. Enjoy!
- Spoiler alert! The following cheat contains spoilers in the form of hints, walkthroughs, guides, or solutions to the game. Viewer discretion is advised.
Preface
Take all. PRENT banana. Wait. Cut banana with slicer. U. Take package. Open it. Open spell box. D. Wait. Wait. FOY bananas. Wait. Wait. Wait. Stand. W. N. NW. SW. U. Listen to duct. Take envelope. Open it. Read letter. Wait until 8:00. D. Open case. Take spell box and sextant. Open spell box. NE. SE. SW. W. SW. Open door. NW. Take spell box. Open it. Wait (4 times). Take key. SE. N. E. NE. NW. SW. U. Sleep.
Chapter 1
Wait (6 times). U. U. Take all. D. NE. E. D. Unlock door with key. Open door. E. Attach sextant to appliance. Drop all. Take all from bench. Attach feeder to appliance. Attach eggbeater to appliance. Attach ratchet to appliance. Attach nozzle to appliance. Attach antenna to appliance. Push white button and black button. In. Set dial to 1. Set colored dial to white. Pull lever. Out. In. Take diamond. Out. Take spell book, notebook, moustache. W. U. S. E. N. Cut glass with diamond. Take spell box, book. Open spell box. S. W. N. E. Wait (15 times). FRIMP doughnut. Wait (6 times). Close eyes. BIP. W. U. U. U. WOOSH statue. U. Put moustache on statue. D. D. D. Take bender. Read how-to book. Take coupon. Wait until 1:00. Take spell box. Open it. D. D. S. W. Wait (24 times). E. N. U. Take all from cubby. Wait (24 times). Take key. Put iron in bowl. Open orange bottle. Open green shaker. Open gray pouch. Open brown pouch. Pour orange fluid in bowl. Pour green powder in bowl. Again. Pour gray flakes in bowl. Wait 10 minutes. Pour brown flakes in bowl. Take copper. Drop all shakers. Drop orange bottle, all pouches. D. W. S. S. Take casserole. Eat it. Again. Again. Wait until 9:05. Wait. Wait. Wait. U. U. Listen to duct. Get in bed. Sleep.
Chapter 2
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. U. U. Take all. D. NE. SE. S. SE. Open desk. Take spell box. Open it. NW. N. N. D. E. Attach bender to appliance. Drop all. Push white button and black button. In. Set power dial to 2. Set green dial to shrub. Push right button. Pull lever. Out. In. Take bush. Out. Take spell book, notebook, blue bottle, larva. PISEKS larva. Open blue bottle. W. U. S. SW. Shake bush. SW. D. SRINKO mascot. Again. Again. Free mascot. FRIMP manhole. D. E. SE. Push square button. NW. W. FRIMP manhole. U. U. SW. Open door. NW. U. Drop blue bottle. Open dresser. Take frock. D. Take harness. SE. N. E. NE. N. D. E. Attach harness to appliance. Drop bush, frock. W. U. S. E. U. Take moodhorn. Wait until 1:30. Wait. Wait. Vomp plunger. Wait. Trib high key. Thrub low key. Wait. Oscilloop lever. Wait. Frombulate valve. Wait. Woozle right pedal. Wait. Introwig slide. Extrowig slide. Wait (9 times). D. D. Take pellet. FRIMP manhole. D. SW. SW. S. Push circle button. SE. Take spell box. Open it. S. Wait until 9:05. Wait. Wait. Wait. U. U. Listen to duct. Wait. Sleep.
Chapter 3
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. U. U. Listen to duct. Take all. D. NE. E. D. E. Drop all. Push white button and black button. In. Set power dial to 3. Pull red cord. Pull red cord. Pull green cord. Pull lever. Out. Take bowl, casserole. In. Show casserole to squirrel. Put vomit in bowl. Set power dial to 2. Set green dial to moss. Push left button. Pull lever. Out. In. Take moss. Put moss in bowl. Out. Drop casserole. Take spell book, small key, moodhorn, bush. W. U. S. S. Wait until 11:20. NE. Unlock desk with small key. Open desk. Take note. Read it. Drop note, small key. SW. N. E. D. Wait until 4:10. Listen to conversation. U. W. SW. W. Shake bush. D. S. Wait until 7:30. Drink speed potion. Vomp plunger. Thrub low key. Again. Extrowig slide. Oscilloop lever. Woozle right pedal. Drop moodhorn, bowl. Take cutter. Wait until 9:05. Wait. Wait. Wait. U. U. Listen to duct. Wait. Sleep.
Chapter 4
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. U. U. Listen to duct. Take all. D. NE. E. D. E. Attach cutter to appliance. Drop all. Push white button and black button. In. Set power dial to 4. Pull lever. Out. Take frock, pass, pellet. Take spell book, coupon, copper. Give frock to Eve. Eve, follow me. W. U. W. N. E. E. E. E. S. Give coupon to proprietor. N. N. NE. Take floss. SW. NW. Take cloth. SE. E. Give cloth to Eve. Give floss to Eve. W. PISEKS sapling. U. FOGWACKA. Fix plumbing. W. Unlock door with key. Open door. W. Fix sink. Take invitation. E. E. E. E. Remove old cloak. Wear new cloak. W. N. Give invitation to Eve. Give pellet to Eve. Wait until 3:00. Eve, cross cordon. Eve, put pellet in punch bowl. S. Take garter belt. S. W. W. W. W. S. E. D. E. Attach garter belt to appliance. W. U. W. SW. U. Wait until 9:05. Wait. Wait. Wait. U. U. Listen to duct. Wait. Sleep.
Chapter 5
Take missive. Read it. Wait. Wait. U. U. Take all. Listen to duct. D. NE. E. D. E. Drop all. Push white button and black button. In. Set power dial to 5. Set left dial to J. Set right dial to 3. Pull lever. Wait. Out. Take spell book, larva, wrench. PISEKS larva. W. U. W. N. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. N. N. DEPLUMIT. Take coins. Take spell box. Open it. Take coins. U. S. W. Greet Lola. Give coins to Lola. E. Give ticket to guard. Wait until 1:00. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Moon queen. Fix sink. Open drain. Close drain. Turn on hot water. Put coin in basin. KWELP coin. Take wand. W. W. S. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. S. E. D. E. Attach wand to appliance. Drop all. Push white button and black button. Take spell book, firefly, sheet, bush. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Finale
In. Set left dial to G. Set right dial to 7. Pull lever. Wait. Out. DEPLUMIT. UGUGOOWAH. SE. S. FRIMP manhole. U. U. W. W. S. U. Push button. Push cart north. Push cart north. Put body on cart. Cover body with sheet. Take portrait. Push cart south. Wait. Shake bush. Take wand. Push cart south. D. N. E. E. D. DEPLUMIT. N. NW. FRIMP manhole. U. Attach wand to appliance. Drop all. Push white button and black button. Take portrait, spell book. In. KWELP portrait. Set power dial to 6. Pull lever. Out.
Spells
| Spell | Effect | Location |
|---|---|---|
| BIP | Produce soft music | In spell book at start of game |
| FRIMP | Levitation | In spell book at start of game |
| KWELP | Spell of summoning | Hidden in gold pieces in Treasury |
| WOOSH | Remove tough oils | In glass case in Janitor's Closet |
| PISEKS | Maturation | In trophy case in Hu Delta Phart |
| SRINKO | Bioreduction | In desk in Moldybreadcrust's Office on Tuesday |
| DEPLUMIT | Spell of descending | President's House |
| FOGWACKA | Spell of dehumidification | Behind mechanism in Clock Tower |
| UGUGOOWAH | Spell of constipation | Main Processing Plant |
Points
| Task | Point |
|---|---|
| Take sextant from trophy case | 10 |
| Open PISEKS spell box | 9 |
| Open DEPLUMIT spell box | 16 |
| Enter Ancient Lab for the first time | 10 |
| Enter Sorcerer's Appliance for the first time | 10 |
| Open WOOSH spell box | 4 |
| WOOSH statue | 10 |
| Put moustache on statue | 20 |
| Take bender | 20 |
| Open FOGWACKA spell box | 16 |
| Change iron into copper | 25 |
| Open SRINKO spell box | 9 |
| PISEKS larva | 20 |
| SRINKO mascot (3 times) | 10 |
| Free mascot | 15 |
| Enter sewer for the first time | 10 |
| Bring mascot to President's Quarters | 40 |
| Take harness | 30 |
| Open UGUGOOWAH spell box | 25 |
| Make speed potion | 20 |
| Get the Brus to jump into the pool | 60 |
| Take cookie cutter | 40 |
| Leave SU campus for the first time | 7 |
| PISEKS sapling | 15 |
| Enter Dorm Room | 25 |
| Tell Eve to put pellet in punch bowl | 80 |
| Take garter belt | 50 |
| Enter Treasury | 25 |
| Open KWELP spell box | 4 |
| Moon queen | 100 |
| KWELP coin | 25 |
| Take bubble wand | 60 |
| Enter Trustee Meeting Room | 30 |
| Move Tickingclock's body to Anteroom | 50 |
| Resurrect Tickingclock | 100 |
| Total | 1000 |